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Hot Pocktest?!? 121505

Okay WTF?!?
So i finally hit up the bar scene out in Davis after livin out in Dixon for like uh... i'll say a good 8 months.

Pretty cool place out there.
i check it out with one of my roommates Mike
showed me the town and scene was nice
ratio could have been a bit better (1:5) but i was just chillin so it was no biggie

after a few drinks and using the $2 specials to our best advavtages we decied to call it a nite.

fukin a
i know i drank a lot but dam
i didn't realize i was wasted till i got in my car
cause everything went blank

all i remember is having a dream about goin to the store and buyin some hotpockets

well i wake up the following morning at 8:08 am
swear to god that what my clock said
fukin fumes comin out of my mouth and in a state of hell
fuk thin i say to myself
maybe i can sleep this one off

nope
i think not

so i get up
and oh man
i rush my self to the bathroom and grip the toilet
and let it go

after i decied i was set and aitte
i hope in the shower
hour later i get out and get dress
while thinkin fukin hot pockets sounds hella good right now
so i head over to the kitchen. and gues what was on my kitchen counter

fukn three boxes of hot pockets
SCORE!!!

so i toss a set of them in the microwave and the rest in the freezer
well while i was puttin them away i check it out and it says LeanPockets

wtf?!?
WHAT THE FUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who The Fuk buys lean pockets?!?
how fukin drunk was i that i bought lean pockets?!?
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ah fuk it
they were still good
fukin leanpockets

121205

Around 2:30 this fine afternoon i pop open a cold one with my roommate
what causes the celebration at such an early time you might ask?
well i'll tell you why...

Earlier in the day....
Mike (my roommate) ask me and Clint what we work... well me and clint are both off... so he's like aitte so what day are we gettin fuked up on??? no fuk that, im callin in sick... few minuetes later he like dude! im callin in sick and their like uhmm... were short on cooks but we'll see whats up.... then once he gets off the phone with them, they call him back and was like dude why you callin in sick when your off today and tomorrow???

Celebrate Good Times COME ON!
theres a party goin on right here... a celebration that last thru out the year... so brings the good times and the laughters too....


oh yea!!!!!!!!!!

110905

last nite after work me and a couples of my buddies hit up hooters then el balzo (sp?) out in pleasnton...

man... so im suppose to be the LD (less drunk dd) for the nite....
well the way i stop drinking is i stop buyin drinks... so thats what i do... but people kept buyin me drinks after drinks

its was like 2 red bullls and vodka, budlight, another red bull and vodka, and that was when i decieded to stop buying drinks. man if i knew i was still gonna be like this after i stoped buying i would had stoped buying long time ago

dam
and at this point i know im drunk...
practicle wasted...

wtf

so me and my roommate... well three of my roommates where there but i was driving one of them back to the pad... we take off cause its fukin late and we live in dixon, which is a good hour away and shyt decide to take off

well im fukin fuked up but good to drive, so i thought, and we go
everything is goin fine, shyt i even stoped by jack in the crack and get some food

so anyway... somewhere along 680 after crossing the benicia (sp?) bridge i black out. completely i don't know what the fuk i was doin i don't even know how i was drivin.

so my buddy, who's out cold threw out the journey back home, wakes up and says.. James, do you know where you goin.

and just like that. im driving down some street, im not even on the freeway anymore, im just drivin on some street.... so i reply... no... no i don't

so he's like make a left here... and somehow we got back on the the freeway, and i drove us back home...

man its fukin crazy
my other roommates who left like half an our after we did fukin beat us home
wtf
this is why you don't drink and drive
lol

oh hell...